“I would rather sit on a pumpkin, and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion.” -Henry David Thoreau
Schlafly Pumpkin Ale is the best pumpkin ale,… ever.
What?!
You better bring some of this shit to Doctor Who Night. Jus’ sayin’.
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Correction. Schlafly Pumpkin Ale is the best BEER ever.